Oh my good friend, please do not despair.
If not for your own self, for mine own.

Oh sweet prince, what shall i ever do
With out the thought of seeing you?

I miss your giantic cock
Throbbing in between my but cheecks.

Please do not say goodbye.
For you are the only on whom i can rely.

You are hairy and big like a sasquatch,
but thoughtful and compassionate like a mother.

Even though you are wanted by the red skull
Fight on, for if you give up, he will gain control.