The moment I read your letter I realized that my life as I knew it was over. I have decided to go into hiding.

When? – I do not know.

Where? – I cannot tell you.

Know this, I will be keeping an eye on you, and should the government decide to hunt you down for questioning, I will come to your rescue and unleash the full force of pure Funk. Fear not my good friend for you will always be in my heart. And whenever my bowls stir or my loins ache I will hear the name Jason, but I will think of you instead.

Goodbye my friend and godspeed.

Your friend,

Captain