Actually, my good man, i believe you have found the formulae for pure funk, even if it was inadvertently. You see, the green juice as you put it IS ACTUALLY PURE FUNK.

You are now classified officially a class A weapon by the government and will be sought out by the Russians in a last attempt to destroy democracy. Lay low, and try to drink as much pure funk as possible as each 10 liters makes you grow to about x^2 (where x is your current body mass). yes, i know it is scary, just try to be calm.

Soon you will be the size of the statue of liberty (in 32 days if my current computations are correct).

This message will self destruct in five seconds.

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